Metallica :: Load

Seriously, with an album title like Load you know this was going to wind up here sooner rather than later. While this may not be Metallica's best album (okay, it's pretty much their worst by a wide margin), the songs actually get better when you add the word poop to them. Well... the songs may not get better, but I think the titles get a little more accurate.

Let's drop this Load.

1. Ain't My Poop
2. Poop X 4
3. The Poop That Jack Built
4. Until It Poops
5. King Poop
6. Poop Of The Day
7. Pooping Me (or...gasp... Bleeding Poop)
8. Poop (Okay, so one syllable songs like "Cure" aren't the easiest to work with)
9. Poor Twisted Poop
10. Wasting My Poop
11. Mama Pooped
12. Poop Within
13. Poopie
14. The Outlaw Poop

Guns N Roses :: Appetite for Destruction

Yesterday's mention of Nevermind being the greatest debut album got me to thinking about some other really great debut albums. That kind of list simply has to include Guns N Roses' massive debut album Appetite for Destruction. Luckily, the songs on that album are also really funny when you use the word poop in them.

(And actually the album title works well, too. In fact, perhaps too well. I mean Appetite for Poop is a bit much for even me.)

Anywho... Enjoy!

1. Welcome to the Poop
2. It's So Poop
3. Pooptrain
4. Out ta Get Poop
5. Mr. Brownpoop
6. Poop City
7. My Poop
8. Think About Poop
9. Sweet Poop o' Mine
10. You're Poop
11. Anything Poops
12. Rocket Poop (or Poop Queen...your choice)

Nirvana :: Nevermind

Hailed by many as the greatest debut album ever, Nirvana's Nevermind blew open the doors of a blossoming genre that would later come to be known as "Grunge". Plus, the song titles are really funny when you put the word poop in them.

Sure, the one-word titles don't work so well, but the others are particularly funny. Number 7 required hardly any stretch at all!

1. Smells Like Teen Poop
2. In Poop
3. Come As You Poop
4. Poop (Breed)
5. Poop (Lithium)
6. Poopy (Polly)
7. Territorial Poopings
8. Poop You
9. Lounge Poop
10. Poop Away
11. On A Poop
12. Something In The Poop

The Beatles :: Revolver

The Beatles :: Revolver

Regarded by many as the greatest album of all times, The Beatles Revolver is also great when you add poop to the song titles.

1. Poopman
2. Eleanor Poopy
3. I'm Only Pooping
4. Poop You To
5. Poop, There and Everywhere
6. Poop Submarine (or Yellow Poop)
7. She Said She Pooped
8. Good Day Poop
9. And Your Bird Can Poop (or And Your Poop Can Sing)
10. For No Poop
11. Doctor Poop
12. I Want to Poop You
13. Got to Get You Into My Poop
14. Tomorrow Never Poops